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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art. ~ Charlie Parker
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
- Ik doe bestwel veel aan sport , zoals drummen, kaarten en postzegels
- elk gebrek heeft zijn gek
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- There's a stain on my wall in the bathroom that looks like Santa Claus. I still don't believe in him!
- Wank, wanker, agnew
- Als ik het meisje natuur in de natuur krijg ik een nat uur.
- I've had the most terrible dream... I was eating chocolate mousse and this morning I woke up behind the old folks' home on a heap of diapers
- ergens op deze aarde zijn er vele cadeauloze kinderen hun kleine hartje aan´t uitwenen. Heerlijk!
- Brown nosing and fanny patting seem to be a sport where I work.
- Greet Spleet
- Cause today the sea came in The wave came and stole my loved ones
- Niets is zo zeldzaam als correcte spelling op facebook
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
