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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- Music Is My Life, It Is A Reflection Of What I Go Through ~ Lenny Kravitz
- As ich noe DJ waas dan klopte ich det hiel spel doa in frit vanein
- Asking for a friend: does anyone know who played the main role in Forrest Gump? T hanks in advance
- het is niet alles koek en ei wat blinkt
- ik was u voor...ik was men voor zelf!
- Statistics are like lingerie, they show the big picture, but hide the essentials
- Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
- Teach a person to fish rather than give them a loaf of bread or however that saying goes.
- My younger brother once ate 7 pancakes. Pancakes are, as the earth is, discs. Seven, is now nine because september is the ninth month. I was born in September (AKA Flattember) and we have two cats. That's 18 lives. 1+8=9. Nine. Nine sounds the same as "nein", which is German for "No". The word no is also the abbreviation of "number" in some languages. Nein is also the word used to deny all lies. Brothers, pancakes, numbers, cats and languages are all you need to prove your shit
- boes maxke? boes maxke? kommishier! hophop! wietwiet! dag zulke!
- Ik 'em èèèècht kweeniehoehard zoiet van goh, weette, da's nie mijnen dada ze, alleja
- Hij heeft wel een grote neus he? - Ja, hij was te laat bij het neuzen uitdelen, ze waren op. en toen hebben ze er maar een elleboog op gezet
- Computers: why are mine always shite?
- Het is acht uur Arthur!
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
