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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I Suppose Ultimately I´m Interested In Music I´m A Musician I´m Not A Gunslinger That´s The Difference Between What I Do And What A Lot Of Guitar Heroes Do ~ The Edge
- hij die alles slikt moet ook alles verteren
- What's the loudest fart you've ever heard in public? Mine was at the Long Beach Antique Swapmeet in 1996. I was in the men's room (which was all tile, large and built in the 70's.) I was at the urinal and this guy was in the stall, this fart got louder as he went into it and it reverberated throughout the entire bathroom. This was a large bathroom with about 20 urinals. It literally sounded like an air horn or air raid siren
- hoge bomen , lange planken
- Leddy Pistazien, de kort-van-stof-zijnde bedenker van namen voor supportersclans, heeft de kunde om de ene keer met links en dan weer met rechts zijn * af te vegen
- De ondergang van Westerse cultuur is al gaande en begint in 'kleine stappen'... Ondertussen blijft men verder slapen.
- Ha beste muzikanten! Ik ben op ziek naar een banjo.
- I can’t remember how many times I’ve heard this: "Star of Pulp Fiction, Samuel L. Jackson!". Yeah, 27 years ago!
- The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday and I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex !! It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said "I wanna watch"
- Asking for a friend: does anyone know who played the main role in Forrest Gump? T hanks in advance
- met je mond vol tandpasta staan
- I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said, 'Eurostar?' I said, 'Well I've been on telly but I'm no Elvis
- Honder de bonder, ik word steeds ronder, mijn organisme gaat eraan ten onder
- als je als maagd de zee inhuppelt, word je er zwanger weer uitgeknuppeld
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
