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- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that ever happened, and vice versa. ~ Frank Zappa
- teach your children to say I love you FROM the heart. Not BY heart
- Wer schweigt, stimmt nicht immer zu. Er hat nur manchmal kein Lust, mit Idioten zu diskutieren
- If you catch someone brapting at work, acknowledge by exclaiming “brapt brapt!” or “brrrrrapt!” as they pass by.
- Success is like pregnancy, everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it...
- I bet you $13456324567 dollars you didn't read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but you went back and looked. I want my like!
- If you were in a car, would you know what accident to do?
- HEY NANCY! GET ME A BEER! NOW!!
- Zit de banaan tussen de peren, dan is het tijd om de kiwi te scheren
- How do you do and how do you do your wife?
- HELP!! De ip-adressen zijn bijna uitgeput!
- WAAT SJILT ER DICH? BESTE AAN 'T WACHTE OP DÈ ROMMEL VAN DAVID GUETTA OF ZUE?
- Hoever is het nog tot de oever? Tot zover anders ga je er ovèr
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