Voeg een dagfeit toe
- Geej se lèllike voel hod!
- I can spot empty flattery and know exactly where I stand. In the end it´s really only my own approval or disapproval that means anything. ~ Agneta Fältskog
- Negen overjarige kinderen in Amsterdam
- Unfortunately I masturbated so much that I went blind and can no longer find my stash. I would ask my guide dog to find it, but he's too busy choosing a wedding dress.
- ik ga even niks meer zegen op Sociale media. dan wet juli dat .
- sorry my pc gave birth to an elephant and died
- lately you've been walking around here with a face like a bag full of spiders!
- Moet er nog iemand een komkommer hebben?
- We need your help resolving аn issue with your аccount
- Telkens wanneer ik iemand ontmoet die niet altijd 'ik wil dat ook!' zegt, denk ik 'ik wil dat ook!'
- de audicien vindt het ongehoord
- Drek den hiel mèlwurm oet de frigo
- I bet you $13456324567 dollars you didn't read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but you went back and looked. I want my like!
- Wat zeggen ze in Ethiopie tegen afzuigen ? mergpijpen .
- Today, at work, as I stood in front of the urinal, I noticed someone had wiped several large, greenish boogers on the wall, one of which still had a nose hair in it. I salute you cleaning staff, I never realized how much shit you had to put up with
- Verknoei je tijd op een nuttige manier!
